Geek "yo momma" jokes
Xeni Jardin from boingboing.net is having fun on Twitter exchanging geek "yo momma" jokes. Here are some good ones:
- Yo momma so fat THX can't even surround her.
- Yo momma so dumb, she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.
- Yo momma so stupid, she thinks the Large Hadron Collider is a gay porn film.
- Yo momma so fat she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit.
- Yo momma so old, she's an arguing point between Creationists and Evolutionists.
- Yo momma so old she goes on carbon dates.
- Yo momma so dense she got her own event horizon.
- Yo momma so weak physicists have unified her with electromagnetism.
- Yo momma so fat, she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.
- Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet.
Follow@xenijardin to see more or Tweet your own geek "yo momma" jokes.
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